Suffering Squidward

Ingredients:

Glassware: Double old-fashioned

Yield

one cocktail

Method

Brew two black tea bags for twice as long as you normally would in order to create bitter black tea that will serve as your alcohol substitute. Set aside and allow to cool.

Add ginger beer to glass and top with crushed ice. Combine remaining ingredients into a shaker, middle raspberries, then shake and strain into glass.